in an attempt to throw all common sense out the window, here is the infernal hellhole that is [quite a lot] of CURSED CMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11111!!!!!
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these will be in random order-there's over 200 of these... [not all will be listed here, check youtube playlist for them all -----
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[I will list the YOUTUBE video titles]]]]]]
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-1995 Betty Crocker Gushers CM
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obvious starting point. you've got CG FRUITHEADS. basically just explains WHY it's on here.
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-Creepy Kinder Egg CM
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creepy egg-thing with a face. looks like something from Poundland. "god, you're not from Poundland, are you?"
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[name way too long to list here]
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when Mcdonald's had a promo for Sonic Heroes, how do you think they reacted?
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"alright, we've got ourselves a sponsorship with Sega to help promote the latest video game. any ideas?"
"RUSHIT!!!!"
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and it's like they did exactly that. it looks HORRIBLE. I mean, come on, Rouge [the bat] looks like a MOUSE. how DID they screw that up?!?! did they mishear it????
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"yeah, we've finished making the advert, boss."
"WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'M ON THE LOO!"
"OK then, I'll release it before you see it."
"WHAT WAS THAT?? I'M STILL ON THE LOO, YOU KNOW."
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just goes to show that I'm rigght. I nevver meess upp.
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-[NAME TOO LONG]
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Cash Banooca looks alright, but Ned Climax looks like a annoyed guy giving a thumbs-up for no reason whatsoever.
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-Maynard's Wine Gums - Hoots Mon 1993 Uk
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here's what happens when you take drugs. you get a dream like this. those gums MUST be drugs for things to star dancing around like that.
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-Little Baby's Ice Cream -- Eyes Scream
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a clever play on words, this CM has a person's eyes replaced with more mouths. yep, not nightmare fuel at all!
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-Protegent ad at 4K 60 fps
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not only a Super Why clone, but the guy in the advert looks like he can't be bothered to fix the other guy's problem.
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JT's Chrysler Jeep Dodge - Deal-Tastic Me (2013, USA)
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the acting is alright, but the minions - they look like yellow blobs of nothing.
it's actually one of the BETTER ads on this list.
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Mathnasium Transformations (US)
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not only a strange name for a advert alone, but the CG is creepy, as it tries to do a Viacom and CG EVERYONE, which [spoilers] DOESN'T WORK.
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-want2besquare.com Scion xB CM "surgery" (1:38 ver)
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this is a car advert. not a horror show. DO NOT TRY THIS ATHOME.
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Chewits - Grin (2005, UK)
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extending mouth.
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Chewits - Extremely Sour (2005, UK)
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pushy face.
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Munchsters - Cartoon (2002, UK)
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kids get killed through things. also includes talking mental bag bloke.
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Little Baby's Ice Cream "This is a Special Time"
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guy eats himself.
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-What's In Ned's head Ad (2018 Spain) (Widescreen)
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bloke's nose is his entire head.
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Fruit Gushers Sneeze 2006
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kids heads turn into fruit again, and they sneeze all over the walls.
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FDS TheStimulators -
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a animated bloke dances around and saves money in this ad.
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Kellogg's Real Fruit Winders -
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fruit gets stretched out by characters...I don't understand it, either. [there's actually more than one of these.]
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Blue Tax 30
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a big-head man tries to get all of the idiots he's facing to buy his product [or something].
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Wrigleys - Dog Breath
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a guy vomits a dog. 'nuff said.
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Matressman YouTube Advert -
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budget 'SOOPERHERO' does nothing but stand still. WELCOMETOTHEYOUKAY
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Cash Train TV Advert
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welcome to the world of adverts where people scream in your face to buy their stuff.
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British Gas - Tied Down (2012, UK)
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people with massive heads that live on planets in British Gas's mental marketing team's brains.
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Skips -
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a talking TUNG does things.
such as -
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gets a pair of lips to make him glow in the dark. "OK, LIPPY! BLACKOUT!"
has a hand put a skip on him while a ear watches him "OKAY, YOU WIN!"
gets another hand to put a skip on him while a nose watches him. MENTAL
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