I don't know why, but I feel like looking at JAPANESE stuff today.
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oh, not THAT kind.*I'm talking about their POUND shops. [well, it's really 100 yen shops, but DONTTHINKABOUTTHAT]
these shops contain some...eh, questionable items. [we'll get onto the 'WHAT WERE THEY THINKING' ones in a minute, after the first lot, then I'll explain how and where I found out about 'DAISO JAPAN', the subject of this page.]
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but first, poundland's weird stuff [yes, even though I said "DAISOJAPAN", this page will cover the stuff that's in different poundlands.
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-another bauer product [y'know...the lego knockoffs with no faces?]
-that weird shark with a leg sticking out [called 'starving shark'/ASHENS once looked at it]
-a thing called 'roll paly swat rifle'. its a NERF knockoff, so NERF it from the shelves.
-yet another phone called 'my first smart phone'. exactly like the ones ASHENS took a look at, but it looks a bit different.
-sand craft castle set. it's a knockoff of the spinmaster sand gubbin.
-pirate barrel game. knockoff of that TOMY game where you stab a not-pirate with a knife and he somehow lives on.
-aim-X. you can guess what this is. [hint-NERF KNOCKOFF]
-cyber combat. I give up. the amount of nerf knockofs here is...WOW
-play2discover DOUGH- show this to hasbro and there will be a lawsuit against whoever came up with this product.
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that's all the poundland guff out the way, now for DAISO japan [and brazil/aus/us/uk and whoever will except them...]
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even in japan you can't get away from the evils of KNOCKOFF LEGO, so all other lego knockoffs are not here...WHAT
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the following items are not knockoffs- just regular stuff they sell-
-plastic bugs. that's how we are starting this mini-list.
-toy rifle with noise. 'nuff said.
-water gun that looks like a pistol. again, 'nuff said.
-a face that comes with slime - and their eyes come out. that's not even the strangest one!
-squishy poo. in red and blue. YOUGET3OFTHEM
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but the strangest products EVER to exist-
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there's this water squirter that looks like a toilet, but there is a bloke sitting on it, making it different to the other squirty toilet thing that ASHENS has taken a look at. [it has a poopemoji in it] the deal with this one is that instead of the water coming out of a simple nozzle [BORING!!!!1!], some smart alek decided to make said nozzle look like...penis*
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[ASHENS reviewed that product in one of his 'lootcrate' videos, that's how I fou
nd out about DAISO japan and all of these products]
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well, that was weird, but not as weird as the duck neck you can stick on to your crotch* yes. this is a real thing.*
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right, can we have one that isn't...eh, PG 13, please. what's that? no? oh, ok then. there are some rubbers that look like pistols and guns. they look like REAL ones. but they are too small. so, if anyone tries to ban them, say "but they are tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small!!!11!1!"
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to save me the pain, here's a link [if youtube sees this, they'll shoot me]
[and yes ASHENS has looked at this product too - it was the same
video as the the toilet-thing]
I kid you not, those 2 products [this and duck-thing] were right next to each other on the shelves.*
[tis is all over the internet]
[there is also a thing called 'jumbo trump'. don't get the wrong idea. reminds me of a thing from telivi-kun, where it said 'your favourite super sentai characters are trump!'. I could not get that concept out of my head]
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*I'm referring to pokemon/digimon/bakugan, in case you were wondering
*yes, really. someone made it look like genitals. I mean, come on, what the hell!
*I think whoever made these watch akibaranger while on drugs.
*just search 'daiso japan' on reddit under R/FUNNY.
*what are they try'na imply? also, crikey, there's a lot of footnote on this page.