here is some random things from a few years ago........................*
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SUPER SENTAI POWER RANGER GIMMIC
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HURRICANEGER-ALRIGHT ILL PUT IT SHORT FOR YOU. WEAPONS
GO-ONGER- LIGHTS N SOUNDS
SHINKENGER- DISKYS
GOSEIGER-DICE-O CARDS
GOKAIGER-MORE THAN 123456543456342345987896746 KEYS AND I LIKE THAT!
KORYUGER-1234567891011121314151617181920212223 GOOD ENOUGH!
TOQGER-PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE. THANK YOU!!!
NINNINGER-SHURIKEN HENGE
KYURANGER- TOO MUCH
LUPIN VS PAT-PATORANGERLUPINRANGERPATORANGERLUPINRANGERPATORANGERLUPINRANGER
RYUSOULGER-RYU SO COOL!
ZENKAIGER=GEARWERE.....!
DONBROTHERS-SPINNY SPINNY GEARZ!!
BOONBOOMGER-SPRINGEYCARS!
GOZYUGER-BEASTEY RING-ME-UPS
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POWER RANGERS
NINJA STORM [BLANK]
RPM-GOOD SHOW AWFUL GIMMICK THEY R THINNO
SAMURAI-NOT ENOUGH
MEGAFORCE-BAD NAME AND TOO MANY CARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPEND A LOT OF $$$
SUPER MEGAFORCE- CRAP NAME AND TOO MANY KEYS AND I HATE THAT
DINO CHARGE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGING UP
DINO SUPERCHARGE-EVEN MORE CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
NINJA STEEL-IM SEEING STARS
SUPER NINJA STEEL-SEE ABOVE
BEAST MORPHERS-GOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOOD [to an extent]
DINO FURY -WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!
edit-NOSPRING [TM] BEnD tHeM!!!!!!!!
COSMIC FURY-is there one? technically YES, but only the ZORDY ZORDS ave em [ALSO THIS IS THE LAST SENTAI FOOTAGER]
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SKYLANDERS
GAME 1 ALRIGHT
GAME 2 ALLEFT
GAME 3 THE "WELP WE NEED MORE MONEYS SO LETS MAKE INGAME CONTENT HARDER TO GET!"
GAME 4-WEIRD GLASS GATES FEAT.MONEY/THINGS/??? GLASS THINGZZZ
GAME 5-BRUM BRUM BEEP WE WANT TO MOOOOOOOOOVE
GAME 6-AKA NON RESETABLE MONEY MAKING TOYZ
BATTLECAST THE AWEIRD POKEMON
DARK WE WANT MONEY
ALT DECO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MONEY
ADVENTURE-OH WELL YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS
TRAPS EVEN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MONEY
VEHICLES 1 MILLION DOLLARS NOT GOOD
CRYSTALS-MONEYMAGNET
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IN SUMMARY-
SKYLANDERS-MONEY MAGNET
INFINITY-MONEY MAGNET DISKUS ED.
LEGO-BLEB WEE DONT CARE
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*on google docs. warning - do not take seriously.
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this next gubbin was meant to be parody DM video for Feb 2023, but never worked oot.
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(Play stock music)
HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT! ARE YOU TIRED OF USING 40 BILLION CLEANERS TO CLEAN YOU HOUSE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM?!
WELL DITCH THEM ALL FOR THE NEW! CILLIT BANG RANGE! NOW YOU'LL ONLY NEED 40 BILLION -1 CLEANERS TO GET THE JOBS DONE, COS OUR'S DON'T WORK!!!!
NEW! Cillit BANG! BANG! It won't clean your surfaces, BANG! And the dirt is still there!
And now he's cillit BANG versal degreaser! It helps to clean everything else! Except it doesn't!
And plus! Cillit BANG stain and drain! All it does is block your drains!
BUY NEW cillit bang grease and floor! It doesn't clean your dirty socks, but it DID clean your bank account!
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HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!
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1st ad-new formula
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"hi I'm Barry Scott back to tell you about BARRY SCOTT!'s new formula. it's absolutely BARRY SCOTT!"
"it's absolutely absolute!"
"hi I'm EASY PEASY!!"
"it's absolutely EASY PEASY!"
"BANG AND THE DIRT IS BANG."
"bang and the dirt is BARRY SCOTT!"
"bang and the dirt is easy peasy!"
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2nd ad-TURBO POWER-digger
"it takes something super powerful to shift posits. [as in "lime deposits"]
"to shift limescale and shine!"
that's why you need the turbo power of [cillit bang] posits.
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3rd ad-TURBO POWER-plane
"wow! you can't beat a bit of cleaning right? wrong!"
"you can't beat a bit of limescale!"
"can't beat a bit of cillit bang limescale and shine."
"cillitcillitcillitcillitcillitcillit bang limescale and shine"
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4th ad-the great wipe off
"hi I'M the cillit bang challenge!"
"bangbangbangbabgangbangbang!!!!"
"bang and the dirt is Linda!"
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5th ad-drain unblocker kit
"I've never been 5 minutes!"
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6th ad-active foam
"get a grip round Barry scott"
"holds on round the tightest Barry Scott"
"bang and the dirt is sticky/foam"
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7th ad-grime and lime
so Jill, what do you think? -house.
"kids make such a mess in the house."
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8th ad-universal stain and drain
"hi, I'm universal stain and drain!"
"introducing STRAINS!"
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9th ad-universal s/d
"but with the power of but!"
"the thing is, I know it kills all the buts"
"toilets, baths, floors, sinks, oilets, baths, floors, sinks"
"-ain bang!!!"
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10th ad-turbo power-roller coaster
"solid lumps of turbo power!"
"bang and the dirt is turbo power!"
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not an ad but still funny-cillit bang's own mashup
"help say goodbye to barry scott"
"hi I'm annoying!"
"hi I'm hard work!"
"hi I'm thick and fast."
"Its 4 times more faster than Barry Scott"
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11th ad-turbo power-dragster
"limescale and GONE!"
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12th ad-X3
"universal degreaser for versal degreaser"
"give all 3 a bang!"
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13th ad-ultra shine bleach
"cleans and shines your eyes!"
"powers thru your eyes!"
"fly thru your eyes!"
"in my bathroom, I use your eyes!"
"just look at your eyes!"
"new cillit bang with your eyes!"
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14th ad-grease and floor
"its bucket of water!"
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15th ad-BANG!!!!!!!
YOU CAN SCRUB WITH ANY OTHER CLEANER BUT YOU WON'T GET THE BLOODY DIRT TO SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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orange bang is gryme and lyme. kills everything, except it doesn't. spray it on your walls, flush it down your tolit, scrub your garden
green bang is 'versal degreaser. removes FILTH, spray on your dishwasher, flush it and scrub the pavement
yellow bang is stain and drain. spray your house, flush it and scrub the floors
lime green bang is grease and floor. spray your walls, spray your toilit and spray your doors
pink bang is...rivalled by VANISH. spray your wallpaper, flush your toilit and scrub your doormat
white bang is HY-GENE. kills JERMZ on house, toilt and floor
blue bang actually exists. freeze your house, your toilt and your floors. slip at your peril
black bang kills black mould in your house, in your toilit and on your floorz
purple bang manufactures adverts. adverts in your house, ads in your toilt and ads on your floor
red bang is FYRE. burn your house, burn your tolit, burn your floors...
brown bang is WONKA'S. clean his house, clean his tolit and clean all his floors
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BANG CILLIT
EASY-OFF BAM!
BAMN!
DAMN, BAM!
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(Play A-team theme)
IT'S MY ADVERT NOW! HI, I'm DEREK BUM, AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE NEW! KITCHEN GUN! BANG! AND YOUR STUFF IS GONE!
PLUS! NEW TOLIT GRENADE!!
BANG! AND THE GERMS ARE GONE! (Insert explosion) And so is your TOLIET!
HI, I'M DAN DONER! I'M HERE TO SHOW OFF!
HI!!! I'M MARTIN GRELLIS! BRINGING YOU NEW! EASY OFF BAM! BAM! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
ALL OF THEM: Don't FORGET, ALL PROFIT GOES TO...
(Picture of Zenkaiser, Zenkaiger theme plays)
RECKITT SENTAI! BENKAISER!
THEY'LL RECK YOUR BANK ACCOUNT! They're RECKLESS!!!
...HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BARRY BARRY!!!!!!!! AND I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU HOME INSURANCE...
(insert explosion)
Barry: BANG! AND THE COMPETITION IS GONE!
[bubsy 3d titles]
Hi, i’m easy-off bang…i dont have a name…bang, i guess?
BANG!!! [insert explosion]
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[there was to be a Billy May's KABOOM! bit here, but I never got round to writing it]
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EDIT 4/MAY 2023: HERE IT IS, AT LEAST 3 MONTHS LATER:
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HI, I'M CADDY SCOTT! MY NEW CILLIT BANG HAS BEEN ADVERTISED IN MY LATEST VIDEO! WOW! LOOK HOW POWERFUL IT IS! ITS SO STRONG AND AMAZING, IT MELTED ALL MY TEETH!
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hi, i'm billy mays, and i'm here to use kaboom! to blow everything up. here's how it works:
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my new kaboom! removes anything you put at it! but crazily enough, its safe to touch! [disclaimer: if you touch it, your hand will catch fire]
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the new toilit cleener for kaboom! melts your toilet! don't blame us
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with the new kaboom! neverscrub, fit it in your toilit to emit powerful toxic fumes to not only remove stupid germs, but also make your mouth move stupidly fast like that polluto bloke off the telly!!1111!!!1
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with new kaboom bowl blaster, you can shoot your toilet for less budget! and without a film crew!
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KABOOM! AND YOU'RE ALL GONE!
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FEEL THE WRATH OF COMIC SANS!!!!!
I JUST WANT TO 'SPLORE!!!! [Caddicarus Bubsy]
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ASHENS SCREWBALL SCRAMBLE:
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WIBBLE SEESAW
MAGGNETTOS
BLOODY METAL WIRES
UNSTABLE TABLE
LOGG JUMP
BLIND MAZE
CHUCK IT AT THE BELL
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WEIRD STAIRS
BONKERS MAZE
CORKSCREW [NO! NOT THE ALTON ONE]
LOGG JUMP 2ND EDITION
CORKSCREW TIMES 2
ANNOYING PINBALL
RANDOM STUFF
UNSTABLE TABLE TWICE
CHUCK IT AT THE BELL [AGAIN]
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CHARLES AND THE CHALK FACTORIE: [better known as "i nicked the name 'Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory"]
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Agusassasa Glue [AKA Biggy Chalkman] (gets his insides glued up after drowning in the regular water)
Violit Strabisus [AKA Alexa Orange] (gets thrown off Ice Island after being too sus)
Sals [AKA Smol Pink-Whistle] (gets slashed apart by the Knife Room)
Mickey Televised [AKA Ligit Offendant] (appears on Al.Chololik's Talk Show as a 'drunk guest' after the tour)
SugarFreaks [aka SchoolSquad] (gets ground into drugs in the Most Secret Room)
Mountaineer Chaps (gets thrown off The Outside Mountain onto the factorie gates)
Disbeliever blokes (burst from heat after consuming too many Heat Marbles. their bodies freeze in Wonker's Free-zer)
River Swimmers [August Pothole and Amander Groper] (get cut in half and get stuck together to make a zombie-like human in the Saw Room]
Marvin GrapeFruit (inflates after using the candy balloon machine, until Mickey pokes him and he explodes)
Charles Bracket (gets cut to ribbons thanks to The Translucent Box)
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the chocolate room [everyone ignores it]
the normal room [Agusassasa Glue drowns in the normal sea and gets his mouth and bum glued up thanks to the anti-pipe]
the inventing room [Mickey Televised makes a youtube video]
ice island [Violit Strabisus gets thrown off it due to being too sus]
the nut room [Marvin GrapeFruit gets his nuts punched]
the knife room [Sals gets chopped to bits]
golden eggs [Mickey gets sat on by a goose]
the television room [the 'around the other way' experiment is being tested]
spotty powder [everyone confuses it with drugs]
fudge mountain [AKA The Outside Mountain] [the mountaineer chaps get thrown off it onto the factorie gates]
warming candies [the disbeliever blokes burst from heat after consuming heat marbles. their corpses later freeze in the Free-zer]
the most secret room [the school squad get ground into drugs, or 'sugar', as Wonker calls it]
children's delight [Marvin locks this door saying "no, you wouldn't want that. its too furry"]
the saw room [the river swimmers get cut in half and glued back together]
fizzy lifting drinks [Mickey gets drunk after drinking 40 shot glasses of it]
cotton candy sheep [everyone looks at Wonker... for 10 hours]
peanut butter paint [Wonker's decorating room...don't ask]
cavity-filling caramels [Wonker's father, Wibble Wonker, HATES these. they stopped his income]
exploding chocolate [the school squad attempt to blow Wonker up by throwing them at him]
honey money [Wonker once locked himself in his own bank. he became 'Banka' for that day]
invisible chocolate bars [banned by the school squad. Wonker then whacks them with a rubber mallet]
lake of hot caramel [Wonker puts a padlock on this door. the not-so-secret-secret [HEH!] passcode is 6-2-1
nice plums [another room Wonker keeps behind lock and key]
sugar-coated pencils [another one that gets Wonker scolded by school squad. he bashes them both with a real mallet]
vita wonk [wonker gets sued by playstation]
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exploding chocolate [explodes your head]
snottermelon [automatically repels everyone as it's a watermelon filled with snot]
chewable slacks [stops you from talking, Wonker gives some to School Squad]
cinnamon farts [makes you fart constantly]
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chocolate milk chocolate [confuses everyone]
expandable pears [Marvin GrapeFruit eats one and inflates]
honey money [it looks like dosh, so Mickey films it to get Wonker into trouble]
blistermint [blisters your mouth]
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invisible fudge [no one can find it]
snooty-tutti-frutti [turns a person posh. Wonker has it cos he's a 'kommona']
phlegm brulee [also repels everyone...im not gonna explain why]
icky french kisses [ALSO repels everyone, as it makes you burst from heat]
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Enormous Spout with White Sticky Stuff Oozing Out of it Onto the Floor [thats it. this movie is now rated a 15]
hair toffee [the disbeliever blokes get massive amounts of hair, as they didn't think it would work, HENCE THEIR NAME]
heart-shaped lungs [everyone is disgusted at this product, even Wonker]
hot ice cream [singes your tongue...guess who doesn't think so?]
never-melting ice cream [gravity ignorer, which the so-called 'scienceBloke' Mickey doesn't allow]
luminous lollies [Wonker blows the School Squad up using exploding chocolate]
rock-candy mine [holds rock concerts every saturday]
root beer goggles [sprays root beer in your eyes]
square sweets that look round [Wonker nearly gets his eyes stolen]
children's delight [a load of furry lollipops. Wonker went overboard on the marketing and briefly turned into his 1971 counterpart]
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blackberry sausages [another one that gets this film rated a 15]
butterscotch [turns one hyper. wonker did this once, and ran to japan to write a musical about himself]
cokernut ice-skating rinks [uses sharper skates: this one is a safety hazard, which the obvious sources don't believe]
marshmallow pillows [SchoolSquad gets thrown off a cliff thanks to their complaining]
everlasting gobstoppers [guess who doesn't think so???]
fizzy lemonade swimming pools [wonker once drank a whole pool's worth and never left his bathroom for the week]
lickable wallpaper [wonker got his tongue stuck to it]
magic hand-fudge [Mickey is VS this product, since it "doesn't make any sense!!!"]
mechanical clouds [Mickey can't understand wonker]
mint jujubes [they turn your teeth green, which is a bit weird. wonker did this once and 5 people tried to shoot him]
rainbow drops [SchoolSquad now wants to sue wonker]
squidgemallow baby food [everyone shakes their heads at wonker's 'reproduction factory plans']
strawberry juice water pistols [everyone's confused]
wriggle sweets [they're STILL confused]
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WONKER: A.I. PHASE [wonker's brain has exploded, so he's having to use his perfectly-fine second brain to use an AI to invent stuff for him]
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enchanted everlasting gobstopper: it can't decide what it is, and for once, Mickey shuts up! [it has puzzles, and can turn into a glass orb when done]
chocolate river bars: wonker tries to stop himself from inventing this, as everyone on the planet will ban it the second it exists
popcorn pops: the disbeliver blokes apply WAY TOO MUCH heat and it creates a explosion so powerful, you'll actually notice it!
gummi-whirl whizbangs: they spin in your mouth. a certain group of 3 kids crush them in their hands and get spun around at 200 MPH
whipple-whip cream shooters: they shoot cream. Mickey attempts to make it look . . . 15
jellybean jumper trampolines: turns you into a cube-shaped nightmare . . . yes, that was a cross-ref, no i cant think of ideas
wonka's whizzing wafers: allows you to travel through time. Mickey's mind nukes itself trying to think of an science
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magic marshmallow mushrooms: they have glitter inside, so it gets everywhere - everyone complains for the 40 billionth time
jigsaw jelly cubes: Jigsaw wants to be the product's mascot
whizzing whipped cream whistles: sals [whose alt name is Smol-Pink Whistle] has magnets that attract ONLY this product
jellybean jazz ensemble: wonker started his musical - it was absolute chaos, as you'd expect
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THE AI IS A BOOTLEG OF CHARLES BRACKET. LETS CALL HIM 'WIGGLY WONKER' THANKS TO THE FACT HE KEEPS MAKING THIS MOVIE RATED A 15 FOR QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
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[E-kids]
Fizzerly Tails for £-kids who are Spookey
The Slags man [he rips off tongues and eats them. he gets confused easily] [the spaget man]
SnippySnipSnip [she cuts kids to ribbons with her 'safety' blades] [miss shears]
The Spaget Trimmer [he makes kids into new tongues for other kids. he also gets confused easily] [the barber of civil]
TheShotgunBloke [he shoots kids for the fun of it] [evil shotgun-wielding farmer]
TheSainsburysGeezer* [he uses eyeballs as gobstoppers] [*ref to the OG material for the episode] [creepy sweetshop owner]
DoctorFaetal* [a bloke from CAN who loads splatzookas with needles] [*splatalot ref] [doctor moribundus]
MisterDecaptiator* [he throws axes] [*ref to the OG material for the episode that wasn't used thanks to being TOO creepy] [mr frankenstein
PotatoPeeler [he throws potato] [mister peeler]
ExTerminater [she uses a bootleg die-son vacuum to consume bugs] [the bed bug vacuum person]
The Skinizzers man [bootleg pie man who uses...ok, it's just a bootleg] [the pie man]
Not-mafia [they don't kill anyone, he lied] [the bootleg mafia bloke]
TheNightmareMan* [TheNightmareBeforeChristmas is his fav film] [*ref the movie] [the bogeyman]
TheLiquidMan [he fills kids up with water so he can use them as water balloons] [the gas man]
ToilitMan [a skeleton who lives in your toilet and bites your nuts. he's got a 15-rated sticker he sticks to his head] [bogman]
Uberchaun [rip-off of dat one aquabats episode] [replicant leprechauns]
Mirrer [she sells mirrors for 1 million quid] [the creepy gypsy]
miss two-face* [she traps kids in her not-real half-rooms] [*trapped! ref] [two-faced fairy]
red-fingers [he stabs kids with his fingernails] [the gar-dinner]
the soul seeker* [he constantly mis-names everyone] [*ref to an error] [the soul stealer]
nuggit [she gets killed in wonker's drug pipes] [ambrosine]
recykeled threat [he cycles on the road and runs kids over] [recyclops]
Pumbah [he turns kids into plumbing he uses] [the watermelon plumber]
skinsnatcher [complains about alton towers stealing his ideas] [the weird tailor]
shrink doctor [he eats tiny kids' heads] [dr. chu]
DisneyCopyRighter* [is a 'ScaryFairy' who once went to DisneyLand and brought a MouseHat] [*change to tinklebell ref] [tinkerbell]
Stinky Salesman [he pushes sales for his AliveVacuum, which can mash you to bits and sell you in cans for only 1p each] [hoshima shark]
ThatFrenchOne [he shrinks other kids] [the french pear bloke]
the one who is actually a real thing* [cuts kids' heads off and rides a horse] [*disney ref] [the headless horseman]
D.I.Y. dan* [BBC ex-worker who wears 100 glasses at once] [*BBC ref] [D.I.Y. dave/dai - yes, he has two names]
Munk Monk [wraps you up in your own guts] [the funny monk bloke]
boneshaker [he owns the ride in his back garden*] [*alton tower's old boneshaker ride from the 90's] [the boneshaker]
the work king [he mixes his names up, and now he works in his local Works bookshop] [the firework king, before known as 'the fire lord']
TheFlowerClone [she dekaptitates kids using her non-existant axe] [the little flower girl]
ThePaperChap [he breaks all of your bones by rushing you] [the wrap man]
T.S.S [the secret service]: a group of people who do absolutely nothing [the [I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY ARE!!!!!]]
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CBeebies/CBBC/CITV show mania!!!:
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Numberjacks: set of number...things who are apparently very small to be living in someone's sofa who are ALIVE. and they are versus:
-a GREEN with an eye on his tube. yes, I DID say 'he'
-a pink plastic spoon who is slightly idiotic
-a orange bubble who can remove his eyes
-a purple thing who breaks the laws of maff by being both a ball and a cube
-a weird bloke who looks like he'll stalk you
every problem is solved with LASAS
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Sketchy Comedy: OOgies bootleg that cost about 1% of the OG budget
ClipHeads: this one is...why
Bamzooki: anti-legal zook games in a sus-looking place
Brain-Jitsu: the caretaker bloke also does this show, where he pretends to be japanese
Big Babies: this one is just plain weird, it's like diddy TV meets CBeebies
Chute!: that bloke off the telly Ross Lee has got himself trapped in a BBC TV videotape dump with some monster. at least we can film him doing stuff!
Dick an' Dom in da Bungalow: weekend nonsense with a load of sexual innuendo...yes, seriously!
The Dare Devil: some satan bootleg is here to film a gameshow and catapult you off the edge of a cliff [with safety, we're not looneys!]
Dick an' Dom's HOOPLA: circus clone of Da Bungalow with bumper cars, cos we've got a budget of 50 million quid
Diddy Movies: dick an' dom invade the movies [as diddies, OBVZ]
Diddy TV: rick an' ron take the mickey out of ITV [also as diddies]
Escape from Scorpion Island: show where ALIVE ISLAND takes several blokes as prisoner for them to rip-off fort boyard
Fee fi fo Yum: grizzly tales-like gameshow where kids get vored. featuring that Les Dennis bloke [or as that Nigel Cooper bloke calls him, Des Lennis]
Hounded: a Stuart Ashen lookalike stops a geezer whose name is Doctor Muhahahaha...yes, this is the comedy we're after
Hedz: funny parody thing where regular not-celebs wear giant celeb faces masks and take the mick
Keep your Enemies Close: bootleg bamzooki/BEST OF FRIENDS mash-up with gunge called 'klag', which sounds a biiiiiit sexual, MEFINKX
Last Commanders: bootleg Ludus played over facetime...yes, this is the bbc quality
Ludus: some evil alien bloke [who ISN'T TheJokeMaster] captures humans and becomes a star-wars clone
MISSION: 2110: doctor who bootleg from DA FYOOTCHA with evil robot ai stuff and all the lot
Planet Ajay: anti-mars on a studio where bloke Ajay pretends to be real
RELIC: guardians of the museum: some pyramid god bloke invades a popular london location for no reason
The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury: he's a GrizzlyKid who functions like Harrid Hanry
Sorry, I've Got no Head: sketch show that's a ripoff of Stupid!, except they're all not stupid, he lied
School of Silence: overly strict idiots in a MostNormal school...the staff also use double-standards
Splatalot: an amazing CAN show in which they copy TotalWipeout with some made-up castle that only has a proper name on tuesdays
Stupid!: royalty makes commoners do things, most notably stupid ones...that's a joke that will appear on today's episode of The Today Show
Suspect: the bbc og version of spy school, but without the doctor claw bootleg bloke
Trapped!: the BBC's mentally popular show where the staff lock kids in half-rooms they can just walk out of
Thumb Wresting Federation: another CAN show that looks like it was made on YouTube. talking thumbs in a spoof of WWE
Tronji: what the hell is this show?!?!
The Joke Machine: some aussie captures kids and orders them to be funny for daytime ITV shows
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dirtgirlworld: yes it is one word. why? the CGI is nightmarish
Doodle Do: ALIVE HAND.
Grandpa in my Pocket: CBeebies version of Alistair Fury, but with THE TELEVISION ROOM
Mister Maker: bloke who runs at max speed like a...hedgehog shouts "O HALLO THEIR!!!1!!!" at the top of his lungs
Space Pirates: some randomers in space attempt to take the mick out of the bbc with a radio show...that you can watch
Story Makers: they appear at night. not at all creepy if put out of context
Swashbuckle: mentally popular show. one episode even attempted to be a bootleg of SpacePirates
Tommy Zoom: some 10-year-old kid stops a weird alien bloke who is obsessed with 'pollusion!!!11!'. said alien also can't speak properly
Twirlywoos: anti-birds fly using stop-motion. are they even birds? who the hell knows
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Spy School: doctor claw bootleg attempts to rule the world. luckily, there is a film crew nearby and we're able to stop 'im for the billionth time
Don't Unleash the Beast: sort of a Chute! clone [no], but with Wait for It!'s presenter. where's ITV's phone number, I wanna tell them what vore is...
Project Z: weird doctor who escape room mayhem with anti-zombies...did I say this show is always filmed in schools?
Eliminator: some evil board-game player who thinks he's from a Marvel movie
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: kiddey horra series that works a bit like Charles and the Chalk Factorie
Jungle Run: the same bloke who presented eliminator is now in a jungle...yes, it used to be Chris Jarvis, make of that what you will
Massive Monster Mayhem: a powerangers bootleg where some evil geezers from CAN invade earth in the year 9038
Den of Doom: the same bloke who voices Rattus Rattus, except on this show, they use forced perspective to create...DropZones...?
The Aquabats! Super Show: another power rangers spoof, where they battle munsters such as Space Monster M[agnit]!
Tricky TV: STEPHEN MULHERN. MULHERN! MULHERN! MULHERN! MULHE-----