here is some random things from a few years ago........................*
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SUPER SENTAI POWER RANGER GIMMIC
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HURRICANEGER-ALRIGHT ILL PUT IT SHORT FOR YOU. WEAPONS
GO-ONGER- LIGHTS N SOUNDS
SHINKENGER- DISKYS
GOSEIGER-DICE-O CARDS
GOKAIGER-MORE THAN 123456543456342345987896746 KEYS AND I LIKE THAT!
KORYUGER-1234567891011121314151617181920212223 GOOD ENOUGH!
TOQGER-PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE. THANK YOU!!!
NINNINGER-SHURIKEN HENGE
KYURANGER- TOO MUCH
LUPIN VS PAT-PATORANGERLUPINRANGERPATORANGERLUPINRANGERPATORANGERLUPINRANGER
RYUSOULGER-RYU SO COOL!
ZENKAIGER=GEARWERE.....!
DONBROTHERS-SPINNY SPINNY GEARZ!!
BOONBOOMGER-SPRINGEYCARS!
GOZYUGER-BEASTEY RING-ME-UPS
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POWER RANGERS
NINJA STORM [BLANK]
RPM-GOOD SHOW AWFUL GIMMICK THEY R THINNO
SAMURAI-NOT ENOUGH
MEGAFORCE-BAD NAME AND TOO MANY CARDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPEND A LOT OF $$$
SUPER MEGAFORCE- WORSERER NAME AND TOO MANY KEYS AND I HATE THAT
DINO CHARGE-CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGING UP
DINO SUPERCHARGE-EVEN MORE CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
NINJA STEEL-IM SEEING STARS
SUPER NINJA STEEL-SEE ABOVE
BEAST MORPHERS-GOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOOD [to an extent]
DINO FURY -WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!
edit-NOSPRING [TM] BEnD tHeM!!!!!!!!
COSMIC FURY-is there one? technically YES, but only the ZORDY ZORDS ave em [ALSO THIS IS THE LAST SENTAI FOOTAGER]
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SKYLANDERS
GAME 1 ALRIGHT
GAME 2 ALLEFT
GAME 3 THE "WELP WE NEED MORE MONEYS SO LETS MAKE INGAME CONTENT HARDER TO GET!"
GAME 4-WEIRD GLASS GATES FEAT.MONEY/THINGS/??? GLASS THINGZZZ
GAME 5-BRUM BRUM BEEP WE WANT TO MOOOOOOOOOVE
GAME 6-AKA NON RESETABLE MONEY MAKING TOYZ
BATTLECAST THE AWEIRD POKEMON
DARK WE WANT MONEY
ALT DECO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MONEY
ADVENTURE-OH WELL YOU HAVE TO BUY THIS
TRAPS EVEN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE MONEY
VEHICLES 1 MILLION DOLLARS NOT GOOD
CRYSTALS-MONEYMAGNET
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IN SUMMARY-
SKYLANDERS-MONEY MAGNET
INFINITY-MONEY MAGNET DISKUS ED.
LEGO-BLEB WEE DONT CARE
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*on google docs. warning - do not take seriously.
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this next gubbin was meant to be parody DM video for Feb 2023, but never worked oot.
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(Play stock music)
HI, I'M BARRY SCOTT! ARE YOU TIRED OF USING 40 BILLION CLEANERS TO CLEAN YOU HOUSE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM?!
WELL DITCH THEM ALL FOR THE NEW! CILLIT BANG RANGE! NOW YOU'LL ONLY NEED 40 BILLION -1 CLEANERS TO GET THE JOBS DONE, COS OUR'S DON'T WORK!!!!
NEW! Cillit BANG! BANG! It won't clean your surfaces, BANG! And the dirt is still there!
And now he's cillit BANG versal degreaser! It helps to clean everything else! Except it doesn't!
And plus! Cillit BANG stain and drain! All it does is block your drains!
BUY NEW cillit bang grease and floor! It doesn't clean your dirty socks, but it DID clean your bank account!
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HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!!!
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1st ad-new formula
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"hi I'm Barry Scott back to tell you about BARRY SCOTT!'s new formula. it's absolutely BARRY SCOTT!"
"it's absolutely absolute!"
"it's absolutely EASY PEASY!"
"BANG AND THE DIRT IS BANG."
"bang and the dirt is BARRY SCOTT!"
"bang and the dirt is easy peasy!"
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2nd ad-TURBO POWER-digger
"it takes something super powerful to shift posits. [as in "lime deposits"]
"to shift limescale and shine!"
that's why you need the turbo power of [cillit bang] posits.
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3rd ad-TURBO POWER-plane
"wow! you can't beat a bit of cleaning right? wrong!"
"you can't beat a bit of limescale!"
"can't beat a bit of cillit bang limescale and shine."
"cillitcillitcillitcillitcillitcillit bang limescale and shine"
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4th ad-the great wipe off
"hi I'M the cillit bang challenge!"
"bangbangbangbabgangbangbang!!!!"
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5th ad-drain unblocker kit
"I've never been 5 minutes!"
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6th ad-active foam
"bang and the dirt is sticky/foam"
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7th ad-grime and lime
so Jill, what do you think? -house.
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8th ad-universal stain and drain
"hi, I'm universal stain and drain!"
"introducing STRAINS!"
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9th ad-universal s/d
"but with the power of but!"
"toilets, baths, floors, sinks, oilets, baths, floors, sinks"
"-ain bang!!!"
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10th ad-turbo power-roller coaster
"solid lumps of turbo power!"
"bang and the dirt is turbo power!"
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not an ad but still funny-cillit bang's own mashup
"help say goodbye to barry scott"
"hi I'm annoying!"
"hi I'm hard work!"
"hi I'm thick and fast."
"Its 4 times more faster than Barry Scott"
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11th ad-turbo power-dragster
"limescale and GONE!"
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12th ad-X3
"universal degreaser for versal degreaser"
"give all 3 a bang!"
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13th ad-ultra shine bleach
"fly thru your eyes!"
"just look at your eyes!"
"new cillit bang with your eyes!"
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14th ad-grease and floor
"its bucket of water!"
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15th ad-BANG!!!!!!!
YOU CAN SCRUB WITH ANY OTHER CLEANER BUT YOU WON'T GET THE BLOODY DIRT TO SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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orange bang is gryme and lyme. kills everything, except it doesn't. spray it on your walls, flush it down your tolit, scrub your garden
green bang is 'versal degreaser. removes FILTH, spray on your dishwasher, flush it and scrub the pavement
yellow bang is stain and drain. spray your house, flush it and scrub the floors
lime green bang is grease and floor. spray your walls, spray your toilit and spray your doors
pink bang is...rivalled by VANISH. spray your wallpaper, flush your toilit and scrub your doormat
white bang is HY-GENE. kills JERMZ on house, toilt and floor
blue bang actually exists. freeze your house, your toilt and your floors. slip at your peril
black bang kills black mould in your house, in your toilit and on your floorz
purple bang manufactures adverts. adverts in your house, ads in your toilt and ads on your floor
red bang is FYRE. burn your house, burn your tolit, burn your floors...
brown bang is WONKA'S. clean his house, clean his tolit and clean all his floors
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BANG CILLIT
EASY-OFF BAM!
BAMN!
DAMN, BAM!
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(Play A-team theme)
IT'S MY ADVERT NOW! HI, I'm DEREK BUM, AND I'M HERE TO INTRODUCE NEW! KITCHEN GUN! BANG! AND YOUR STUFF IS GONE!
PLUS! NEW TOLIT GRENADE!!
BANG! AND THE GERMS ARE GONE! (Insert explosion) And so is your TOLIET!
HI, I'M DAN DONER! I'M HERE TO SHOW OFF!
HI!!! I'M MARTIN GRELLIS! BRINGING YOU NEW! EASY OFF BAM! BAM! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!
ALL OF THEM: Don't FORGET, ALL PROFIT GOES TO...
(Picture of Zenkaiser, Zenkaiger theme plays)
RECKITT SENTAI! BENKAISER!
...HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BARRY BARRY!!!!!!!! AND I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU HOME INSURANCE...
(insert explosion)
Barry: BANG! AND THE COMPETITION IS GONE!
[bubsy 3d titles]
Hi, i’m easy-off bang…i dont have a name…bang, i guess?
BANG!!! [insert explosion]
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[there was to be a Billy May's KABOOM! bit here, but I never got round to writing it]
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EDIT 4/MAY 2023: HERE IT IS, AT LEAST 3 MONTHS LATER:
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HI, I'M CADDY SCOTT! MY NEW CILLIT BANG HAS BEEN ADVERTISED IN MY LATEST VIDEO! WOW! LOOK HOW POWERFUL IT IS! ITS SO STRONG AND AMAZING, IT MELTED ALL MY TEETH!
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hi, i'm billy mays, and i'm here to use kaboom! to blow everything up. here's how it works:
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my new kaboom! removes anything you put at it! but crazily enough, its safe to touch! [disclaimer: if you touch it, your hand will catch fire]
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the new toilit cleener for kaboom! melts your toilet! don't blame us
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with the new kaboom! neverscrub, fit it in your toilit to emit powerful toxic fumes to not only remove stupid germs, but also make your mouth move stupidly fast like that polluto bloke off the telly!!1111!!!1
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with new kaboom bowl blaster, you can shoot your toilet for less budget! and without a film crew!
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KABOOM! AND YOU'RE ALL GONE!
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FEEL THE WRATH OF COMIC SANS!!!!!
I JUST WANT TO 'SPLORE!!!! [Caddicarus Bubsy]
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ASHENS SCREWBALL SCRAMBLE:
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WIBBLE SEESAW
MAGGNETTOS
BLOODY METAL WIRES
UNSTABLE TABLE
LOGG JUMP
BLIND MAZE
CHUCK IT AT THE BELL
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WEIRD STAIRS
BONKERS MAZE
CORKSCREW [NO! NOT THE ALTON ONE]
LOGG JUMP 2ND EDITION
CORKSCREW TIMES 2
ANNOYING PINBALL
RANDOM STUFF
UNSTABLE TABLE TWICE
CHUCK IT AT THE BELL [AGAIN]​
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CBeebies/CBBC/CITV show mania!!!:
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Numberjacks: set of number...things who are apparently very small to be living in someone's sofa who are ALIVE. and they are versus:
-a GREEN with an eye on his tube. yes, I DID say 'he'
-a pink plastic spoon who is slightly idiotic
-a orange bubble who can remove his eyes
-a purple thing who breaks the laws of maff by being both a ball and a cube
-a weird bloke who looks like he'll stalk you
every problem is solved with LASAS
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Sketchy Comedy: OOgies bootleg that cost about 1% of the OG budget
ClipHeads: this one is...why
Bamzooki: anti-legal zook games in a sus-looking place
Brain-Jitsu: the caretaker bloke also does this show, where he pretends to be japanese
Big Babies: this one is just plain weird, it's like diddy TV meets CBeebies
Chute!: that bloke off the telly Ross Lee has got himself trapped in a BBC TV videotape dump with some monster. at least we can film him doing stuff!
Dick an' Dom in da Bungalow: weekend nonsense with a load of crazy guff
The Dare Devil: some devil bootleg is here to film a gameshow and catapult you off the edge of a cliff [with safety, we're not looneys!]
Dick an' Dom's HOOPLA: circus clone of Da Bungalow with bumper cars, cos we've got a budget of 50 million quid
Diddy Movies: dick an' dom invade the movies [as diddies, OBVZ]
Diddy TV: rick an' ron take the mickey out of ITV [also as diddies]
Escape from Scorpion Island: show where ALIVE ISLAND takes several blokes as prisoner for them to rip-off fort boyard
Fee fi fo Yum: grizzly tales-like gameshow where kids get eaten. featuring that Les Dennis bloke [or as that Nigel Cooper bloke calls him, Des Lennis]
Hounded: a Stuart Ashen lookalike stops a geezer whose name is Doctor Muhahahaha...yes, this is the comedy we're after
Hedz: funny parody thing where regular not-celebs wear giant celeb faces masks and take the mick
Keep your Enemies Close: bootleg bamzooki/BEST OF FRIENDS mash-up with gunge called 'klag'
Last Commanders: bootleg Ludus played over facetime...yes, this is the bbc quality
Ludus: some evil alien bloke [who ISN'T TheJokeMaster] captures humans and becomes a star-wars clone
MISSION: 2110: doctor who bootleg from DA FYOOTCHA with evil robot ai stuff and all the lot
Planet Ajay: anti-mars on a studio where bloke Ajay pretends to be real
RELIC: guardians of the museum: some pyramid god bloke invades a popular london location for no reason
The Revenge Files of Alistair Fury: he's a GrizzlyKid who functions like Harrid Hanry
Sorry, I've Got no Head: sketch show that's a ripoff of Stupid!, except they're all not stupid, he lied
School of Silence: overly strict idiots in a MostNormal school...the staff also use double-standards
Splatalot: an amazing CAN show in which they copy TotalWipeout with some made-up castle that only has a proper name on tuesdays
Stupid!: royalty makes commoners do things, most notably stupid ones...that's a joke that will appear on today's episode of The Today Show
Suspect: the bbc og version of spy school, but without the doctor claw bootleg bloke
Trapped!: the BBC's mentally popular show where the staff lock kids in half-rooms they can just walk out of
Thumb Wresting Federation: another CAN show that looks like it was made on YouTube. talking thumbs in a spoof of WWE
Tronji: what the hell is this show?!?!
The Joke Machine: some aussie captures kids and orders them to be funny for daytime ITV shows
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dirtgirlworld: yes it is one word. why? the CGI is nightmarish
Doodle Do: ALIVE HAND.
Grandpa in my Pocket: CBeebies version of Alistair Fury, but with THE TELEVISION ROOM
Mister Maker: bloke who runs at max speed like a...hedgehog shouts "O HALLO THEIR!!!1!!!" at the top of his lungs
Space Pirates: some randomers in space attempt to take the mick out of the bbc with a radio show...that you can watch
Story Makers: they appear at night. not at all creepy if put out of context
Swashbuckle: mentally popular show. one episode even attempted to be a bootleg of SpacePirates
Tommy Zoom: some 10-year-old kid stops a weird alien bloke who is obsessed with 'pollusion!!!11!'. said alien also can't speak properly
Twirlywoos: anti-birds fly using stop-motion. are they even birds? who the hell knows
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Spy School: doctor claw bootleg attempts to rule the world. luckily, there is a film crew nearby and we're able to stop 'im for the billionth time
Don't Unleash the Beast: sort of a Chute! clone [no], but with Wait for It!'s presenter
Project Z: weird doctor who escape room mayhem with anti-zombies...did I say this show is always filmed in schools?
Eliminator: some evil board-game player who thinks he's from a Marvel movie
Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids: kiddey horra series that works a bit like Charles and the Chalk Factorie
Jungle Run: the same bloke who presented eliminator is now in a jungle...yes, it used to be Chris Jarvis, make of that what you will
Massive Monster Mayhem: a powerangers bootleg where some evil geezers from CAN invade earth in the year 9038
Den of Doom: the same bloke who voices Rattus Rattus, except on this show, they use forced perspective to create...DropZones...?
The Aquabats! Super Show: another power rangers spoof, where they battle munsters such as Space Monster M[agnit]!
Tricky TV: STEPHEN MULHERN. MULHERN! MULHERN! MULHERN! MULHE-----