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my kahoots [warning- some of them might be cringe]

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my account is called 'funnybadjokes'.

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first 1- 4 questions - 1

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1- who shouts in all of his adverts?

Barry Scott [correct]

poundland

me

gnab [bang backward]

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who sells cheap tat? [ashens ref]

poundland [correct]

B&M bargains [correct]

home bargains [correct]

ghtghhghytbfhtrfgh 

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3-

qwerty?

what ?

repeat, please

BUM

hi, I'm Barry Scott

[all correct]

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4-who is cash banooca's rival?

neo cortex [correct]

ned cortex [correct]

ned climax [correct]

N.brio 

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quiz 2- superthingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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1-who can't be bothered to use ultra rare superthings more often?

magicbox [correct]

moose

poundland

other such shops

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2-who is trying to push their toy sales?

moose [correct]

moose [correct]

moose [correct]

random bloke

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3-who can't be bothered to make screen-accurate toys?

hasbro [correct]

bum

me

BBC

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4-who hasn't teased a new ride yet?

toilet seat

flappy mouth

talking human

Alton Towers [correct]

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5-is this the last question?

no

yes [correct]

IDK

what was the question again?

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quiz 3-O RLY?!

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1-who stands there and does nothing?

doctor volt [correct]

night vision

world

hasbro

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2-ooh, this is different!

true

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3-how do you end the world?

use text talk [correct]

spin [correct]

fly [correct]

NUCLEAR LOCK

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4-how do you escape SAW?

scream

tell Jigsaw he looks like the smiler [correct]

tell Jigsaw he's at Thorpe Park [correct]

sign a contract to appear in a horror movie [correct]

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5-how do you get a PS5?

make one

tell SONY you're getting a XBOX [correct]

go to SONY HQ and mess with production

stick paper on your WIFI router

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6-how 2 get money

go to poundland

ghytfgbnhtfbhgt

work @ poundland

stop using text talk [correct]

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7-how do you fly?

GET WINGS [correct]

go to poundland [correct]

watch telly [correct]

spend a million pounds on high-tech gubbins

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8-how do you get a job for ITV?

leave the BBC

become an astronaut

leave ITV

GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OUT [correct]

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so there you have it. my KAHOOTS. I MIGHT make more if I feel like it, but I cannot come up with any more questions.

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