my kahoots [warning- some of them might be cringe]
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my account is called 'funnybadjokes'.
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first 1- 4 questions - 1
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1- who shouts in all of his adverts?
Barry Scott [correct]
poundland
me
gnab [bang backward]
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who sells cheap tat? [ashens ref]
poundland [correct]
B&M bargains [correct]
home bargains [correct]
ghtghhghytbfhtrfgh
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3-
qwerty?
what ?
repeat, please
BUM
hi, I'm Barry Scott
[all correct]
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4-who is cash banooca's rival?
neo cortex [correct]
ned cortex [correct]
ned climax [correct]
N.brio
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quiz 2- superthingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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1-who can't be bothered to use ultra rare superthings more often?
magicbox [correct]
moose
poundland
other such shops
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2-who is trying to push their toy sales?
moose [correct]
moose [correct]
moose [correct]
random bloke
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3-who can't be bothered to make screen-accurate toys?
hasbro [correct]
bum
me
BBC
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4-who hasn't teased a new ride yet?
toilet seat
flappy mouth
talking human
Alton Towers [correct]
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5-is this the last question?
no
yes [correct]
IDK
what was the question again?
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quiz 3-O RLY?!
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1-who stands there and does nothing?
doctor volt [correct]
night vision
world
hasbro
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2-ooh, this is different!
true
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3-how do you end the world?
use text talk [correct]
spin [correct]
fly [correct]
NUCLEAR LOCK
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4-how do you escape SAW?
scream
tell Jigsaw he looks like the smiler [correct]
tell Jigsaw he's at Thorpe Park [correct]
sign a contract to appear in a horror movie [correct]
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5-how do you get a PS5?
make one
tell SONY you're getting a XBOX [correct]
go to SONY HQ and mess with production
stick paper on your WIFI router
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6-how 2 get money
go to poundland
ghytfgbnhtfbhgt
work @ poundland
stop using text talk [correct]
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7-how do you fly?
GET WINGS [correct]
go to poundland [correct]
watch telly [correct]
spend a million pounds on high-tech gubbins
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8-how do you get a job for ITV?
leave the BBC
become an astronaut
leave ITV
GET YOUR BANK ACCOUNT OUT [correct]
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so there you have it. my KAHOOTS. I MIGHT make more if I feel like it, but I cannot come up with any more questions.