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JML's funny advert stuffs from their YouTube channel. they like to take companies ideas to use for themselves. here's the ones I think deserve to appear here...

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JAY EM EL..!

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INCREDIBRELLA - right, folks - here's our new idea. reversed brellas. BUT WAIT! WHAT'S THIS? it's the same thing as Better Brella. it also shows colours you cannot get it in - RIPOFF

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HUGGLE HOODIE - WARNING - not availble in grey

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MOOD MAGIC - 'tricky wiring and confusing connections' - they DO know that the 'net is a thing?!

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TOP WALLET - 'is your wallet so big it hurts to sit on?' JUST REMOVE IT, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. rather, just buy a flippin' card holder RFID gubbin

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OWN ZONE - 'ownzone transitter' AKA glitchy technology

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TAC TOOL - didn't they nick this type of thing from VAT19? nothing screams VAT19 like 'BOTTLE OPENER'

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TOUGH MAX TORCH - I just don't trust this one for some reason. 'BUILT TO LAST', my foot

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Star Shower Slide Show - ALL AT DARK. 

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Star Shower Laser Magic - S T I L L W O U L D N T T R U S T T H E M

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LED GALAXY WHEEL - just as bad as that THOR drug advert thing 

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Star Shadow Window Wonderland - it's the same brand thing. also, the dancing skeletons look like they were made in 2008

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POCKET FLIP BRELLA - its automatic, ALROIGHT

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CLIMB CART - I wouldn't trust this 6-second design that looks like it WOULD explode when falling down stairs

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CLEAN CUT SCISSORS - plonked in packaging you NEED bloody scissors to OPEN

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BOOM TOUCH - I actively think this sounds just as good as a bad Poundland speaker, take that jay em el

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HANDY HEATER - actively blocks the plug socket above it, good design

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BOPPIN' BUGZ - boppin' heads while also trying to smash electronic guff

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CLIX SUNGLASSES - no protection. advert: 100% protection, dont worry, kids!!!!111!!13E4TR5GG

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MORE, COS THE BOLD FILTER WON'T TURN OFF - 

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