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[FROM GOOGLE PLAY]
1st-1010!
I used to play this all the time
its still good [obviously]
it works like this-you have to line up blocks in a grid
simple, but great!
INFACT - it reminds me of the type of games they would play on LUDUS
angry birds 2
NOWTHISISWHERETHINGSGETJKYTGHNJUYTFVGB
-there is a auto-start. that means you start level 1 as soon as you open the app for the first time. [!!!]
weird thing. "tap anywhere to activate red's ability" BUT YOU ARE RED! why don't you say "my ability" ?!?!?!
-it forces you to play the next level as well!
-it's NOT possible to FAIL level 1! and even if you DO quit, you don't lose a life!
-bird keys. THIS USED TO BE FREE
-you also can't fail level 2! WHY
-play on is free from level 2! once again- WHY
-plus!! you also can't fail level 3!! WHY
-the gem prices are jghjgtjutyyt-13,000 gems are £109.99!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
-it also [sneak] puts the restrictions in place by the 1st boss! [gem wise]
-the boss music is badass BUT! that does not release you from ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-the chests are just the elevator-gambling thing just made so you don't find them as often!
-plus, to continue with that, you have to pay 80 gems! plus, you are only given 70, so you want to BuY moar!!!!11!!!!
-great gem offers?!?!? I DONT THINK SO
-there is a ? bird. WHO ISZ IT
-it forces you to play tower of fortune until you can continue.
-the whole tower of fortune thing is a ripoff-the gem price you pay to continue is BLARRR
- you have to pay gems to change your name. ERRRRRRR..!
-if you don't collect gems from a gem letter, then those gems are LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-you get gems=watch a AD............................................................HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
-you have to watch a AD to complete a feat
-a pig is now a bird. IT HAS AN IDENTITY CRISIS
I THINKK DAS ALL OF DIS GAMEZ'S FAULTZ
AB BLAST=CANDY CRUSH RIPOFF
-another auto start
-SOME LEVELS ARE RIGGED!!!!!111a!!!f4reegbrg4e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regular AB-this game has had a bunch of CASHGRAB updates-
coins and gems added
all of the episodes are locked. THEY WERE NOT LOCKED BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you now have 2 get stars to unlock the next level - KWANG
AB RIO
same as AB regular. EPISODES ARE LOCKED
AB space
is one is quality [street]
pig bang [big cillit bang]
cold cuts [freeze punk]
fry me to the moon [big halfz]
utopia [do-not]
red planet [vol-cecano]
pig dipper [HAHAHAHA, GIT IT?!?!!?!?!]
cosmic crystals [X-PENSIVE PLANIT]
beak impact 1 [the first of the twice]
beak impact 2 [the twice of the last]
brass hogs [cos for the low, low price of...123456789]
solar system [WOW, EKUCATION!!!!11111111111111111111]
eggsteroids [BOUNS]
danger zone [MONEYZONE]
AB star wars
tatooine [sand-land]
death star [pig planet]
hoth [COLD]
cloud city [sky in the bee spyn]
moon of endor [ewok land]
death star 2 [DERE'Z TOO!!!111111111111]
boba fett missions [MONEY JETPACK]
path of the jedi [I'M A TROO JEDEI]
bonus [BOUNS EGGZ]
AB starwars
naboo invasion [ESCAPEY SCAPES]
escape to tatooine [DO IT! EXCAPE]
battle of naboo [twong twang twong]
rise of the clones [clerns]
revenge of the pork [VENGERZ]
REBELS [DA LATEST!!!11112121112efrfffpo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
reward chapter [WoW!!11 YER REWARDC]
master your destiny [MONEY IS YOUR FATE]
cut the rope
season 1
cardboard [Ned Blanders]
fabric [CLEANS EVEN FAB-RICKY ROLLY]
foil [Pat Sharp]
magic ["MAGIC!" - ashens]
valentine's [WUV]
season 2
toy [plastic cheepies]
buzz [ITS ALL DA BUZZZZ]
gift [what's your gift? oh, that's right - MANEY]
cosmic [LUDUS]
tool [tooliekit]
season 3
DJ [DEEJAY]
spooky [GHOSTIE]
steam [please don't]
lantern [JAPAN]
cheese [CHEESY! HIS NAME IS CHEESY!]
pillow
mechanical [MISTER KUNG REFERRNCE HEAR!!!!1111!!!!]
cut the rope experiments
getting started [training of course]
shooting the candy [NO!!! THIS IS A PEGI 7 GEAM]
sticky steps [wash your 'andz]
rocket science [NO ITS KNOT!!!]
bath time [geamcyube]
handy candy [but I've only got 2]
ant hill [ICKY BUGS! GETTHEMOFF!!!!]
bamboo shoots [BANG BANG BANG! GOODBYE DIRT]
dumb ways to draw
grey [KyoryuGrey]
icing [on the cake, thanks Alastor]
green [KirameiGreen]
blue [AoNinger]
purple [BoonViolet]
orange [SasoriOrange]
aqua [DinoCharge Aqua]
pink [KijiBrother]
yellow [KamikiriOhger]
crayon [Cwayowa!!!]
bat [WARNING - NOT ROUGE]
skeleton [SkeleBlokes]
paintbrush [SinkenGer]
laser [LAYGO YOOKNEEVERS]
snake [hissie]
hotdog [merican]
mummy [mummeh]
witch hat [which?]
cloud [feat. HUGE SWORD]
clown [motel]
spider [SPOODER]
santa [NICKS off]
scarecrow [scarezings]
honey [buzziez]
TNT [TINT]
mistletoe [now kiss!]
glue [sticki]
carrot [tarot carrots]
train [he likes them]
heart [moshlings]
feather [tickle wickle]
sunset [BYE BYE]
reindeer [MAKE IT CLEAR]
rainbow [ZIPPI]
glitter [KNIGHTMARES]
gold [Twokaizer]
star [shou]
ghost [kaigan! ore]
rocket [ORANGE]
sword [chanbara]
broomstick [GO TO SWEEP]
unicorn [HASBRO!!!]
american [NO IM NOT]
piranha [shredder]
wizard [dumbledore said calmly]
snowman [snus]
icicle [kles]
candy cane [sucka]
syringe [sinjecter]
jack O lantern [shpook]
fairy [liquid]
CANDY CRUSH SAGA-
ERRRRR.......where to begin?!?!?!?!?!? [WITH THE BEGINNING!!!!!1111111]
RIGGED LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weird new puzzle pieces. WOT
booster=RARE
LOOOOONG wait TYME for LYVES
1000 gold bars for 99.99. WHY [this isn't in soda/jelly, so they must have been told]
endless levels
EDIT 18 DEC 2021 - WHATWASITHINKING?! £99.99 is NOT value for money! and yes, I'm saying this AFTER I saw CADDY's portable crash games video, because it has that crash mobile game [by the same team behind candy crush - MAH FAYVORITE]
also for no reason whatsoever-
LIST
blue/purple/red/orange/green
striped/wrapped/colour bomb
free switch/UFO/lollipop hammer/striped paintbrush/coconut wheel/striped and wrapped/lucky candy/fish/party popper/extra moves/extra time/sweet teeth/bomb cooler/bubblegum troll/striped/shuffle/
BLOCKER-regular icing/liquorice lock/chocolate/marmalade/liquorice swirl/candy bomb/multilayered frosting/chocolate fountain/cake bomb/sugar chest/liquorice shell/magic mixer/bobber/candy cane fence/toffee swirl/dark chocolate/candy cane curl/crystal candy/rainbow twist/sugar coat/bubblegum pop/toffee tornado/rainbow rapids/liquorice curl/liquorice fence/order lock/sour skull/bonbon blitz/dark chocolate fountain/jelly jar/
TYPE=moves/jelly/ingredients/candy order/mixed mode/rainbow rapids/timed/frog/jelly colour
SODA SAGA
weird CGI [EDIT 18 DEC 2021 - how is this a reason]
LIST
new light blue/new black/violet
soda bottle
colouring candy/striped lollipop hammer
BLOCKER-cupcake/cracker/honey/candy ice cube/jelly cake/liquorice link/peppermint stick/pancake
TYPE-soda/frosting/bubble/honey/bubblegum/jam
JELLY SAGA
-bonkerz boss battles [EDIT 18 DEC 2021 - AGAIN, HOW IS THIS A REASON]
LYST
new light blue
wrapped lollipop hammer
BLOCKER-fishing net/jelly cube/wiggling/cotton cloud/candyvore/
TYPE-jelly/jelly BOSS/puffler/puffler BOSS/monkling/monkling BOSS
FRIENDS SAGA
even more weird CGI [EDIT 18 DEC 2021 - HOWISTHISAREASON]
automatic quit
diamond digger saga-
NOTHING WRONG THATS DIFFERENT [EDIT 18 DEC 2021 - you know what? IGIVEUP. I mean, come on, there's like 5 EDITS on this page, that all took place on the same day. SAT 18 DEC 2021]
[EDIT 3 JUL 2022 - they've removed this one from app storez now, so...[KMQERO-IU]
fruit ninja
BONKERZZ CGI X3 [IGIVEUP - THERE ARE TOO MANY EDITS FROM 18 DEC 2021 ON THIS PAGE,]
the blade collection is all backwards/sdrawkcab [but I don't know why I thought that was a funnie]
fruit NINJA 1.2
ITS ALL BACKWARDS!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruit ninja 2
KIURGHJKIJUHGBNJMKIUHYGVBNJMKHBGVB NMJHGFVBHJUHYG
tiki monkeys-
mystery box-
regular-bamboo token/legend token/up to 5 swords/up to 1500 coins
premium-area skip/score bonus/up to 5000 coins/ruby
grand prize-1000000 coins
enemies-
tinys [1-hit]
pancakes [2-hits]
chucks [throw bananas]
thieves [steal coins]
woody congos [change into a wooden statue]
rocky congos [changes into a lava statue]
warriors [only use trapdoors]
dr. voodoos [can teleport]
obstacles-
lava rocks [avoid them]
coconut cannons [shoot coconuts]
jungle cactus [takes away points]
boom fruits [splats]
tiki totems [takes away points]
treasure chest [drops big coins OR splats]
bananas/coconuts [hit these before they hit you]
transformers RID
CRYSTOCASE
playable-
autobots-
bumblebee [buzzies]
sideswipe [on your FONES]
fixit [dino key]
strongarm [puncherator]
grimlock [horror locked the doors]
optimus prime [amazon primed for battle]
drift [MY INDEX FINGER HURTS]
jazz [ft. rouge the bat]
prowl [mals]
ironhide [quick! HIDE THE IRON]
windblade [seablade, landblade, flameblade. COLLECT THEM ALL]
ratchet [articulation]
skyhammer [WHACK]
beeside [walk on the chessington side]
primestrong [stronger than other online shops]
ultrabee [POWA AP]
decepticons
underbite [gabusaurus]
soundwave [noiseblaster]
menasor [krimminal]
dragbreak [drag comp broke you]
shocknado [electrnado]
galvatronus [generikz]
starscream [ARGH]
bisk [biskits]
scatterspike [ouchlies]
paralon [parabola]
scorponok [stinglies]
groundpounder [bash]
springload [hasbro shooters]
quillfire [hedgepog]
overload [servers]
crazybolt [zappies]
clampdown [toad away]
razorpaw [scratch]
megatronus [???]
steeljaw [GABU]
thunderhoof [gallop]
fracture [SHMASH]
minicon autobots
chainstorm
hi-test
stuntwing
trickout
great byte
sawtooth
windstrike
tricerashot
sawback
velocirazor
undertone
beastbox
jetstorm
slipstream
minicon decepticons
laserbeak
lord doomitron
lancelon
bashbreaker
hammer
dragonus
sandsting
ratbat
backtrack
back
airazor
swelter
major mayhem
divebomb
blugeon
anvil
EDIT 24 DEC 2021 - found some power rangers/super sentai ripoff apps, les take the mickey mouse out of them here -
the first one -
the icon has gokai red/super megaforce red
the firstscreen - akaninger/ninja steel red/aoninger/ninja steel blue/kininger/ninja steel yellow
the frames -
timefire/quantum ranger
tigeranger/yellow mighty morphin'
goblue/blue lightspeed rescue
kyoryured/dino charge red
gored/lightspeed rescue red
ohred/zeo red
magired/mystic force red
hurricanered/red wind
kyoryucyan/dino charge aqua
tyrannoranger/mighty morphin' red
redracer/red turbo
dragonranger/mighty morphin' green
and the 2nd one -
icon has -
fivered
2 megarangers/in space rangers
gokaiblue/super megaforce blue
BUT EVERYTHING ELSE HAS AWEIRDCOLOURFILTER OVER THE TOP OF IT