you all know the story. every time you THINK it's gonna end, they break out of the prison and invade Kabum City for the millionth tim
EDIT 20/APR 2023: now this page has been stopped, I'm going to add extra funniez to it to make myself laff innit
this will double for a T-racers update page, too. I am doing a video on YouTube as well, so keep an eye out for that
LES GIT ON!!!!
EDIT1 - INVINCIBLE! TOY SALES ARE FOREVER [14/11/22] [EDIT: I started doing these sentai-parody titles for a joke. it never took off]
so they've put out an early 2023 catalogue [links on YouTube] on issuu.com/magicboxtoys -
T-racers info first -
SERIES 5 WILL BE CALLED 'COLOUR RUSH'. info for this is here -
anyway, the series name will be 'NEON POWER', so neon finish characters there, the lads.
[EDIT: I could guess neon characters before I really looked into things, PREDIKTIBLE!!111!!!]
the blokes on the first page are -
HEROES -
microphone [ziggy beat]
rollerskate [parkmore]
popcorn box [pop]
microphone [KAZOOM KID] [songstar]
popcorn box [KAZOOM KID] [cool corn]
VILLAINS -
spray paint [colourhead]
banana peel [slipp]
orange soda can [sour soda]
spray paint [KAZOOM KID] [freestyle]
orange soda can [KAZOOM KID] [fizzy]
the ultra rare appears to be a crystal ball [taking jabs at Moose, are we?] and they have no arms, like RAYMHUN. they seem to be the KAZOOM KIDS creator. they have pink eyes, a new colour. this makes them neutral between heroes and villains, I wonder how this'll show up... [edit: colourflash is a hero, so the new eye colour doesn't mean anything. well, apart from my own FanStuff that is!!!]
so, the first product is a thing called 'exoskeletons'
there are 6 [tickly fingers, double drills, flying discs, loitning, sawblades, blowy fans] and a ultra rare as always GOLD version of 2
[crossflame, drill stomper, hurricane helix, energy eagle, slime slicer, water whirl]
superthings here are -
VILLAINS -
toast [breakford]
rubber [blankmaster]
HEROES -
avocado [avocardip]
crayon [colour jackie]
next page, we have 2 SETS of KAZOOM KIDS. the aforementioned NEON ones [including hero rollerskate and villain banana peel], as well as a set of 6 WILD ones, which are animal superthings
[edit: these WildKids are actually coming out with MutantBattle, which is in Jul 2023]
HEROES -
bull [with BullMotorbike] [silverhorn]
octopus [with InkpenOctopus] [tentaclash]
lion [with InflatedLion, must be a furry, then. imagine that! I can] [roarrior]
VILLAINS -
crocodile [with CrocodileBanana] [kokong]
viper [with ToxinViper] [hiss]
[OutRightDon'tHaveAClue] [drako]
next page -
1 packs - starter pack [1 regular st, 1 neon st, 1 surprise exoskeleton] - 4 pack [2 st, 1 neon]
superthings -
HEROES -
bathtub [battletub]
peanut [BIGNUT] [twin snacks]
UMBADINGER [weatherwet]
custard thing [power pudding]
MAYOR DUPLEX [YES - THE BLOKE FROM S5 IS BACK, BLOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!] [GOLD] [edit: i spelt his name wrong. awk]
VILLAINS -
bathplug [bathdiver]
wool ball [catknit]
yogurt pot [laktor]
peanut butter [YumYum]
welly boot [bootstorm]
diary [terry book]
diver helmet [SILVER 1/6] [deepface]
desk lamp [SILVER 2/6] [frightbulb]
treasure chest [GOLD] [havelock]
NextPage -
pizzacopter VS turbo ice -
superslice and badnilla return! don't think this marks the end, though
they come with ex versions of
SUPERSLICE/SLICEY
BADNILLA/MAD CONE
NECKST PAGESTER -
superbot PowerArms - Sugarfun VS Trasher [no, not SmashCrash] [edit: these too are coming out in jul with MutantBattle]
has ex versions of
SugarFun/HappyWrapper
Trasher/FredFetid
NEXT PAGERDGFDFTGFYG -
SECRET BASES - KAZOOM POWER VS FURY STORM [AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH]
has ex versions of
KID KAZOOM/KAZOOM POWER
KID FURRY/FURRY STORM [yes, I will be referring to him as that]
CRIKEY SENTAI THATSALOTOFSTUFFRANGER
EDIT2 - MISSED THEM! HERE'S SOME NAMES [17/11/22]
so, I missed some superthing names, here dey r -
kokong = gorilla wild kid [CrocodileBanana = previous name, can update to say 'GorillaBanana']
silverhorn = bull wild kid [BullMotorbike]
hiss = viper wild kid [ToxinViper]
drako = OutRightDontHaveAClue, now confirmed to be a dragonfly [DragonFlyDryer]
roarior = lion wild kid [InflatedLion, furry]
tentaclash [???} = octopus wild kid [InkPenOctopus]
battletub [bathtub NP hero]
pop [popcorn NP neon hero]
NEW UPDATED NAMES FOR WILD KIDS:
InflatedLion = LioMeat
CrocodileBanana = GorillaBanana
BullMotorbike = MotorBull
ToxinViper
DragonFlyDryer = BlowTorchDragonFly
InkPenOctopus
EDIT3 - APPEARED! NEW BLOKES
so there's some new superthings I missed, here dey r -
bell hero from 4 pack [jingly]
sugar bag hero and skateboard heroes from 10 pack [sugarmal = BILLAIN/SK8 TOI]
EDIT4 - RELEASE! COMING NEXT [20/1/23]
I now think the powerarms superbots and wild kids are coming out with series 12 in AUG, cos they aren't listed on 'ZON, and I don't think they're stuck on a boat somewhere, but I will keep looking to see. also, NP is out. HARRAY
EDIT · FINAL - CONTINUE ON! SERIES FOREVER [17/4/23]
so now I really can't do anymore edits for this page, which is sort of a good thing, as I now don't have to add this on to any new news. the Magicbox catalogue gave me all the product info I needed, so I'm not taking any chances for Mutant Battle, so I'm leaving this page as it is just for the furry-related jokes I can make off the back of 'InflatedLion'. [it's not a ballooin, it's a piece of meat, but MeatLion doesn't really have the same ring to it... it's not a telephone!!!1111111]